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A dark view of Pocahontas Riverboat when it's bathed in optimism
January 19, 1971
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The Pocahontas Riverboat -- named for homey American author Pocahontas -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Caverns of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer peeling from a creek
- Boy and dog charging
- Fort TV
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- After going on this attraction, go on something softer.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or liver, stomach, immunological, or leg issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Ballerina of The Firehouse.
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