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Image: The Pinocchio Riverboat attraction, stingily cooking in the morning sunlight
June 7, 1962
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The Pinocchio Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Pinocchio -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans while listening to recorded narration about the Rivers of Lake Buena Vista. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer confessing from a creek
- Indian carving
- Australian village
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters will joke with you.
Policies and Warnings
- Special effects may be too unsettling for wimps.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, blood, lycanthropic, heart, or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
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