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The Pinocchio Riverboat attraction, secretly considered to be the worst obvious attraction at Disneyland
December 8, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a smidge happy faces
The Pinocchio Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Pinocchio -- is a great way to see the displays by the waters of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you will see:
- Engine drinking from creek
- Sioux Indian scouts
- Sioux teepees
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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