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A dull view of Pinocchio Riverboat when it's hidden in tarps
January 26, 2005
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The Pinocchio Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Pinocchio -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you will see:
- Ludwig Von Drake's cabin
- Mermaid and dog fishing
- Caucasian teepees
- If it's dark out, other guests will make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
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