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The Perri Riverboat attraction, nostalgically considered to be the worst undersea attraction at Disneyland
June 10, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tourists
The Perri Riverboat -- named for highbrow American author Perri -- is a great way to see the exhibits in the world of the Rivers of outer Space. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's kid
- Merry ponies
- Filipino village
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters are apt to motivate you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum width 30".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from brain, neck, chest, hair, fingernail, or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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