Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Perri Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
September 27, 1994
Avg. queue length:
A median score of four Mickeys
The Perri Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Perri -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Banana drinking from creek
- Two Indian tribespeople
- Mountain rabbits
- Warning: particularly small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Yawning may occur.
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