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The Pegleg Pete Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its bloody anniversary
Pegleg Pete Riverboat
April 30, 2006
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The Pegleg Pete Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Pegleg Pete -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Nile. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Kids annoying on Tom Sawyer Island
- Antarctican chief
- Pioneer's next
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to buy precision pants.
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