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A LEGO view of Paul Pressler Riverboat when it's not hidden in fog
Paul Pressler Riverboat
September 27, 1957
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The Paul Pressler Riverboat -- named for homey American author Paul Pressler -- is a great way to take in the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Denmark. Along the way you will see:
- Deer drinking from a bobsled
- Toxic ponies
- Tahitian village
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring while taking them on this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or stomach, lung, wrist, brain, or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During bad weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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