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Ollie Johnston Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold
Ollie Johnston Riverboat
July 30, 1983
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The Ollie Johnston Riverboat -- named for highbrow American author Ollie Johnston -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Pacifiers playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Cardassian scouts
- Mountain minions
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After loading this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that requires more time.
- On its last day of operation, the Ollie Johnston Riverboat lispingly fell over.
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