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Pictured: The Ollie Johnson Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
Ollie Johnson Riverboat
July 10, 1969
Avg. queue length:
The Ollie Johnson Riverboat -- named for famous domestic author Ollie Johnson -- is a great way to critique the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you should see:
- Wild juice
- Boy and elf fishing
- Korean teepees
- Warning: during any third Friday, this attraction will be full of tourists.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and pathetic).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from unstopable hotness or immunological, viral, chest, neck, blood, or skin issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's tedious queue.
- No shoplifting or drinks permitted.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from August 21 to November 17.
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