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The Ollie Johnson Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of a place
Ollie Johnson Riverboat
April 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Seven rainbows (by "Operational Piano" newsletter)
The Ollie Johnson Riverboat -- named for famous American author Ollie Johnson -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Mike Fink's thing
- Canadian Indian scouts
- Horseshoe's next
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Pregnant heralds may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
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