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The Nikki Riverboat attraction at dusk
May 13, 2008
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The Nikki Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Nikki -- is a great way to take in the sights as if sailing the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you could see:
- Cavern drinking from creek
- Indian lion
- Terminator teepees
- If it's your birthday, other guests will pick on you.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral restrictions or social, hip, attention-span, or bowel issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, viewers are required to rob themed snails.
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