Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nikki Riverboat show at park closing
December 31, 1961
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The Nikki Riverboat -- named for obscure American author Nikki -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights in the world of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you should see:
- Robot drinking from creek
- Indian toad
- Polynesian teepees
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- For your safety, you should be free from ethical objections or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this show's fans.
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