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The Nikki Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 29, 2012
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The Nikki Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Nikki -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities along the shores of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Kids tracking on Tom Sawyer Island
- Navigator and dog fishing
- Mountain weapons
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and plump.
- You must be at least as high as an apple to ride with a parent.
- Explosions may be too frightening for young wimps.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions, unstopable boorishness, unstylish haircuts, or lung, intestinal, nasal, elbow, hip, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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