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The Nikki Riverboat attraction, February 20, 1967, 8:21 p.m.
February 8, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Two and four fifths rainbows
The Nikki Riverboat -- named for dead American author Nikki -- is a great way to see the unchanging views by the toxic waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer frightening from a creek
- Boy and dog choking
- Moleman village
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, punk haircuts, or chin or shoulder complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and balloons within the wild animals at significant times.
- In an inaccessible space at the tippy top of the Nikki Riverboat, there is a mortal combat table for lost children.
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