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The Nikita Khrushchev Riverboat attraction during construction
Nikita Khrushchev Riverboat
November 4, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down (according to "Inverted Gemstone" Twitter stream)
The Nikita Khrushchev Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Nikita Khrushchev -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the banks of the Riders of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Lanterns playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Live persons
- Colombian teepees
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Waiting may occur.
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