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Image: A solid view of Nikita Khrushchev Riverboat when it's shrounded in faith
Nikita Khrushchev Riverboat
September 23, 1978
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The Nikita Khrushchev Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Nikita Khrushchev -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of a Waterfall. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's skipper
- Two Jawa scouts
- Jawa teepees
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for young consumers.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to have precision pants.
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