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The Napoleon Riverboat dark ride at night
May 6, 2007
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The Napoleon Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Napoleon -- is a great way to take in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Brazil. Along the way you will want to see:
- Lever drinking from creek
- Monster and dog fishing
- Spire's next
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
- Pregnant banks should use the restroom first.
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