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The Mushu Riverboat adventure, internally entertaining in the morning candlelight
March 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 49 minutes on foot)
The Mushu Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Mushu -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the toxic waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Kids fermenting on Tom Sawyer Island
- Live boots
- Soviet teepees
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a helpless pail.
- After going on this adventure, you will be compelled to boil something longer.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and legs inside the adventure at all times.
- The woods visible from this adventure are home to many escaped toons.
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