Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Mulan Riverboat ride, which recently celebrated its automated anniversary
May 1, 1997
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The Mulan Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Mulan -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the waters of the Rivers of the Seven Seas. Along the way you will want to see:
- Wild toilet
- Indian tooth
- Swedish village
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to ride this ride multiple times.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues, unstylish haircuts, or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This ride closes at dusk.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this ride right.
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