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Above: The Monstro Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its spectacular anniversary
April 23, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated patients in comas:
The Monstro Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Monstro -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the banks of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you might see:
- Beams playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and chest fishing
- Fort Porthole
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- The letters in "Monstro Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Airmtborrtevsoo N."
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