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The Monstro Riverboat attraction during construction
April 24, 1990
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The Monstro Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Monstro -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Stalagmite drinking from creek
- Two Klingon scouts
- Fort Cowboy
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 42".
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, chronic missing kidneys, or spinal or back problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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