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The Monsanto Riverboat attraction at a distance
November 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three teacups (according to themepark critic Art Linkletter)
The Monsanto Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Monsanto -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the banks of the Rivers of a Place. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild tourist
- Boy and dog plundering
- Crew's next
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Casey was not allowed to see this attraction on his first visit to Frontierland.
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