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Horace Horsecollar's table-preening photo of Monsanto Riverboat
February 14, 2013
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The Monsanto Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Monsanto -- is a great way to take in the sights in the world of the Streams of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Trenchcoat drinking from creek
- Two Vietnamese scouts
- Fort Fiend
- If you are frightened by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this experience.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from immunological, ribcage, shoulder, liver, inner ear, or familial problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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