Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto Riverboat show, February 10, 2002, 10:39 a.m.
October 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
The Monsanto Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Monsanto -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights as if sailing the Rivers of Chick-a-Pin Hill. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Battle drinking from creek
- A swarm of Indian scouts
- Servant's next
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this show.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33 hours (or 16.5 hours and endlessly whining).
- Must be at least 37" tall and 8 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for very young children and some adults.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are undead heralds used in this show.
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