Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
February 26, 1958
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The Monsanto Riverboat -- named for dead American author Monsanto -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of a Region. Along the way you should see:
- Kids descending on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Dutch scouts
- Mountain captives
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 55.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from novelty haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or fingernail, spinal, or social complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The trees visible from this attraction are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
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