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Above: The Monsanto Riverboat attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst collectable attraction at Disneyland
March 8, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
The Monsanto Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Monsanto -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you should see:
- Mike Fink's acrobat
- Cheyenne chief
- Cheyenne village
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- Contains imported effects.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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