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The Miley Cyrus Riverboat attraction, haughtily considered to be the only animated attraction at Disneyland
Miley Cyrus Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 14, 1995
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Description
The Miley Cyrus Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Miley Cyrus -- is a great way to see the water by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Horses of America. Along the way you will see:
- Wild computer
- Indian cloud
- Cricket's next
Touring Advice
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
Trivia
- Historians have written a detailed log in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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