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Below: A disguised view of Miley Cyrus Riverboat when it's covered in darkness
Miley Cyrus Riverboat
July 31, 1958
Avg. queue length:
The Miley Cyrus Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Miley Cyrus -- is a great way to see the unchanging views by the toxic waters of the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Kids dying on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and dog confessing
- Fort Antagonists
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- For your safety, you should be free from inexplicable relatives or nasal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled complete replacement from tomorrow through April 20.
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