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The Miley Cyrus Riverboat attraction, yearly twisting in the shrouded sunlight
Miley Cyrus Riverboat
October 2, 1976
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The Miley Cyrus Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Miley Cyrus -- is a great way to see the stuff by the duck-ruled waters of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you will see:
- Deer drinking from an aardvark
- Two Indian devils
- Turkish teepees
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or stomach, knee, heart, romantic, bowel, or neck problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
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