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The Mickey Mouse Riverboat dark ride at park opening
Mickey Mouse Riverboat
February 25, 1984
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The Mickey Mouse Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote Mickey Mouse -- is a great way to see the unchanging views while you sail the Rivers of London. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's lake
- Helpless ponies
- Mountain athletes
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant parents may send their children on alone.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Cast members maintain a detailed journal in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this dark ride.
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