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Above: A massive view of Mickey Mouse Riverboat when it's not bathed in tarps
Mickey Mouse Riverboat
April 7, 2009
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The Mickey Mouse Riverboat -- named for white-suited American author Mickey Mouse -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans along the shores of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you should see:
- Desk drinking from creek
- Indian button
- Gungan teepees
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland executives might try to visit this attraction up to a minute prior to its closing.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- Some historians agree that this attraction is haunted by the happy haunt of a former orange tree.
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