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The Mickey Mouse Riverboat attraction, rapidly stunning in the fading park light
Mickey Mouse Riverboat
November 21, 1994
Avg. queue length:
The Mickey Mouse Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Mickey Mouse -- is a great way to see the plants by the toxic waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Guitarist drinking from creek
- Peruvian chief
- Peruvian teepees
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in line.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum width 72".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, inexplicable tattoos, unstopable drooling, or blood, knee, kidney, brain, heart, or inner ear complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
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