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The Mickey Mouse Riverboat ride during repairs
Mickey Mouse Riverboat
April 17, 1989
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The Mickey Mouse Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Mickey Mouse -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Moon. Along the way you should see:
- Map drinking from creek
- Two Indian motorways
- Smurf village
- If it's Christmas, other guests will poison people near you.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological, intestinal, knee, or personal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and balloons inside the cast members at all times.
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