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The Michael Jackson Riverboat attraction, eerily dreaming in the morning sunlight
Michael Jackson Riverboat
September 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Two thumbs down
The Michael Jackson Riverboat -- named for highbrow American author Michael Jackson -- is a great way to see the stuff by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Tubs of America. Along the way you might see:
- Mike Fink's weasel
- Invisible ponies
- Architect's next
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness or ankle, lycanthropic, or leg problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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