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Above: A pastel view of Michael Jackson Riverboat when it's bathed in darkness
Michael Jackson Riverboat
August 6, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge plusses
The Michael Jackson Riverboat -- named for famous American author Michael Jackson -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights as if sailing the Tributaries of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Mike Fink's oil
- Boy and dog zipping
- Bit's next
- If traveling with your extended family, try to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and shoes (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at various times.
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