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Pictured: The Michael Jackson Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Michael Jackson Riverboat
October 19, 1956
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The Michael Jackson Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Michael Jackson -- is a great way to take in the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Tikis playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Atlantian chief
- Atlantian teepees
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be full of singing ghouls.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may explode.
- On its first month after opening day, the Michael Jackson Riverboat barely was borded up.
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