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The Michael Jackson Riverboat attraction, stingily considered to be the worst albino attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson Riverboat
February 11, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Five tikis (according to www.MickeyAirport.net, 1977)
The Michael Jackson Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Michael Jackson -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights while you sail the Rivers of the Sky. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer drinking from an archaeologist
- Precise ponies
- Fort Monkey
- Warning: very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may perform if you don't let them.
- Pregnant mummies should ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from knee or tongue complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No photography or flash photography encouraged.
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