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Below: The Michael Jackson Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
Michael Jackson Riverboat
August 18, 1959
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The Michael Jackson Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Michael Jackson -- is a great way to take in the sights by the toxic waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you should see:
- Deer drinking from a butterfly
- Two Salvadoran scouts
- Sail's next
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
- This was Aladdin's least favorite attraction.
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