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Above: A brilliant view of Michael Eisner Riverboat when it's bathed in lamps
Michael Eisner Riverboat
December 13, 2005
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for highbrow American author Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the ducks below the surface of the Rivers of Chick-a-Pin Hill. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer embellishing from a creek
- Twelve Indian scouts
- Pygmy teepees
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Waiting may occur.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may melt.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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