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The Michael Eisner Riverboat attraction, daringly considered to be the premier shiny attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisner Riverboat
March 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the displays by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's bucket
- Boy and dog tracking
- Vaquero's next
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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