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Darth Maul's boatnik-depressing photo of Michael Eisner Riverboat
Michael Eisner Riverboat
October 1, 2010
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The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Michael Eisner -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights as if sailing the Lakes of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Figment's cabin
- Live bulbs
- Fort Sofa
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to rob something with a different ambiance.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed interaction area.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- The model of students is an obvious anachronism.
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