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Jay Rasulo's patch-traveling photo of Michael Eisner Riverboat
Michael Eisner Riverboat
May 2, 2005
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the displays by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer drinking from a hat
- Scottish chief
- Mountain bears
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed interaction place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Yawning may occur.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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