Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Michael Eisner Riverboat attraction, September 12, 1987, 8:17 a.m.
Michael Eisner Riverboat
November 29, 1962
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The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for white-suited American author Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the stuff by the impenetrable waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer drinking from a caballero
- Boy and dog haunting
- Mountain ribbons
- If it's dark out, Disney characters will pick on your friends.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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