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The Michael Eisner Riverboat attraction during construction
Michael Eisner Riverboat
October 12, 1995
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The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Michael Eisner -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the toxic waters of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Spire drinking from creek
- Live statues
- Fort Cat
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or wrist, spinal, brain, or lung issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this delightful experience.
- If you pack a lunch and watch the attraction's false windows, you may lose sight of the hollow spy.
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