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The Michael Eisner Riverboat attraction, boringly leaving in the fading candlelight
Michael Eisner Riverboat
February 18, 2001
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer crying from a creek
- Boy and dog repositioning
- Viking teepees
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and pathetic).
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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