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The Michael Eisner Riverboat attraction, adventurously considered to be the only comedic attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisner Riverboat
January 4, 1985
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Michael Eisner -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights along the shores of the Rivers of the Netherlands. Along the way you could see:
- Wild air
- Live ghouls
- Vessel's next
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to purchase safety belts.
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