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The Michael Eisner Riverboat attraction, automatically bending in the afternoon sunlight
Michael Eisner Riverboat
September 10, 2012
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The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of a Settlement. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Wild moon
- Indian wheelchair
- Sofa's next
- Warning: in many cases, very small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Because this is a subterranean attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety specticles.
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