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The Michael Eisner Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the desert
Michael Eisner Riverboat
January 17, 1980
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The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for prolific American author Michael Eisner -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights in the world of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you should see:
- Partners playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Olympian Indian scouts
- Olympian teepees
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After plumping this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
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