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Michael Eisner Riverboat, a favorite thrill ride of Christina Aguilera
Michael Eisner Riverboat
May 2, 1996
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The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of a Train Station. Along the way you should see:
- Weasel drinking from creek
- Lost Indian scouts
- Dalmatian's next
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this thrill ride only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this thrill ride.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chronic growths or neck disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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