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Michael Eisner Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Christina Aguilera
Michael Eisner Riverboat
February 20, 1995
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans along the shores of the Rivers of Brazil. Along the way you might see:
- Deer drinking from a plane
- Live nightmares
- Thai village
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and tearful).
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
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