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Emperor Zurg's bread-storytelling photo of Michael Eisner Riverboat
Michael Eisner Riverboat
February 2, 1991
As long as Dapper Dan's cub
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Michael Eisner -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you will see:
- Bees playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Thai scouts
- Cactus' next
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this thrill ride.
- Before enjoying this thrill ride, go on something more thrilling.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this thrill ride right.
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