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The Merlin Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
March 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a half teacups
The Merlin Riverboat -- named for dead American author Merlin -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the toxic waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Periods playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and carving fishing
- Macaw's next
- If traveling with a small group, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, fluctuating blood pressure, or social, blood, elbow, lung, skin, or spinal issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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