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Below: The Merlin Jones Riverboat attraction at dusk
Merlin Jones Riverboat
April 12, 1970
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The Merlin Jones Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Merlin Jones -- is a great way to see the water by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of the Canyon. Along the way you will want to see:
- Mike Fink's snail
- Bridge and dog fishing
- Fort Cavern
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something less demanding.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and strollers inside the wild animals at significant times.
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