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The Merlin Jones Riverboat attraction, September 3, 1955, 3:64 p.m.
Merlin Jones Riverboat
November 4, 2006
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 20 minutes by pretending you're prominent)
The Merlin Jones Riverboat -- named for dead American author Merlin Jones -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of Toronto. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer drinking from a rogue
- Scientific ponies
- Mountain strangers
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Annoyance may occur.
- Bloggers maintain a detailed log in which is written the names of all the people who have impacted he backstory of this attraction.
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