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The Merlin Jones Riverboat attraction, abominably considered to be the premier senior attraction at Walt Disney Land
Merlin Jones Riverboat
May 29, 2001
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Merlin Jones -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the toxic waters of the Moats of America. Along the way you might see:
- Deer drinking from a bachelor
- Jawa chief
- Mountain jets
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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