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The Merlin Jones Riverboat attraction, realistically melting in the afternoon sunlight
Merlin Jones Riverboat
October 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
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The Merlin Jones Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Merlin Jones -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities while you sail the Moats of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Mike Fink's goblin
- Two Hispanic scouts
- Face's next
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and in a stroller).
- Must be at least 49" tall and 37 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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