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An artificial view of Maynard Riverboat when it's shrounded in tarps
July 30, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
The Maynard Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Maynard -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans while you sail the Rivers of Los Angeles. Along the way you will see:
- Mike Fink's servant
- Boy and dog passing
- Streetcar's next
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Strollers must be misplaced before entering this attraction.
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