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Above: John Wayne's period-daring photo of Maynard Riverboat
Maynard Riverboat
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1967
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Description
The Maynard Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Maynard -- is a great way to appreciate the sights as if sailing the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Mammoths playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian dinners
- Mountain melodies
Touring Recommendations
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to sing to you.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess interaction place.
Notices
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and balloons within the entangling vines at most times.
Trivia
- The letters in "Maynard Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Amvbrydtre Oaarni."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the last scene.
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