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The Maynard Riverboat attraction at dusk
May 27, 1992
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The Maynard Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Maynard -- is a great way to see the one live horse while listening to recorded narration about the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer drinking from a thing
- Two Indian feet
- Chilean teepees
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
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