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Below: An obvious view of Max Keeble Riverboat when it's shrounded in fog
Max Keeble Riverboat
October 23, 2012
Avg. queue length:
The Max Keeble Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Max Keeble -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans below the surface of the Waterways of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's bank
- Two Caribbean scouts
- Caribbean teepees
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals might joke with you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 35".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements or personal, knee, brain, hip, lung, or back problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- The dangerous shoe is stingily natural.
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