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Max Keeble Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Frank
Max Keeble Riverboat
March 31, 2008
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The Max Keeble Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Max Keeble -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the banks of the Rivers of Main Street. Along the way you might see:
- Inks playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian figures
- Fort Imagineer
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more relaxing.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- The letters in "Max Keeble Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "R Ktaibr Xbaleeevome."
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