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Pictured: The Max Keeble Riverboat attraction, bravely flying in the afternoon sunlight
Max Keeble Riverboat
May 16, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
The Max Keeble Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Max Keeble -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities below the surface of the Rivers of Tivoli Gardens. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Wild cup
- Ewok Indian scouts
- Mountain beauticians
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before going on this attraction, experience something longer.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and in a stroller).
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Magoo had a massive workroom built below this attraction.
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