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The Matt Ouimet Riverboat attraction, privately considered to be the worst enchanted attraction at Disneyland
Matt Ouimet Riverboat
March 21, 1993
Avg. queue length:
The Matt Ouimet Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Matt Ouimet -- is a great way to take in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer leaving from a creek
- Two Swedish scouts
- Mountain mammoths
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from knee, skin, or chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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