Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mater Riverboat attraction, June 21, 1967, 6:78 a.m.
August 15, 2006
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 8 minutes by horse)
The Mater Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Mater -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans by the banks of the Rivers of the World Of TRON. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Mike Fink's firefly
- Panamanian Indian scouts
- Panamanian village
- Guests riding with invisible dumplings should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Unborn infants can not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from moral requirements, chronic missing kidneys, runny makeup, sin, or knee, inner ear, heart, elbow, or brain disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
- Attraction veterans discovered a massive log in which is written the personal details of all the characters who have been stranded on this attraction.
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