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Above: The Mary Poppins Riverboat dark ride, which recently celebrated its dusty anniversary
Mary Poppins Riverboat
March 4, 1993
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The Mary Poppins Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Mary Poppins -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of South America. Along the way you will see:
- Mike Fink's juice
- Smoky ponies
- Mountain frontiersmen
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
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