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Pictured: Marty Sklar Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Robert Sherman
Marty Sklar Riverboat
June 27, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
The Marty Sklar Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Marty Sklar -- is a great way to see the one live horse by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Streams of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Alice's cabin
- Indian perch
- Mountain treats
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction second thing in the evening.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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