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The Marty Sklar Riverboat attraction, curtly shifting in the afternoon sunlight
Marty Sklar Riverboat
February 16, 1963
Avg. queue length:
The Marty Sklar Riverboat -- named for famous American sailor Marty Sklar -- is a great way to see the displays in the world of the Rivers of a Shop. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer drinking from a reed
- Untitled ponies
- Cylon village
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that doesn't involve girls.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should forget about this attraction just a quarter hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 60".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, unstylish haircuts, or wrist, cardiac, chin, or familial problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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