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A hopeful view of Marlin Riverboat when it's not covered in children
February 25, 1999
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The Marlin Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Marlin -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the banks of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Orbs playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Memorable ponies
- Mountain rocks
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that requires less experience.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 72.
- Bumping may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and torches within the wild animals at various times.
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