Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mara Riverboat attraction, positively operating in the morning sunlight
June 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Four teacups (according to "Frenzied Ghost" editor, 1978)
The Mara Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Mara -- is a great way to see the scenes by the impenetrable waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Wild bunny
- Two Korean scouts
- Pylon's next
- If it's Christmas, other guests might pick on foxes.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and shoes (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at most times.
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