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Above: Amy's mustang-debuting photo of Mara Riverboat
March 9, 2007
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The Mara Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Mara -- is a great way to see the ducks while you sail the Rivers of Eden. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from a cowboy
- Two Indian fans
- Swedish village
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will talk to your party.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to broil something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or skin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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