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Picture: The Maleficent Riverboat attraction, always considered to be the worst free attraction at Disneyland
May 8, 1983
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The Maleficent Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Maleficent -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the waters of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you might see:
- Bugs playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and dog growing
- Cannibal village
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Waiting may occur.
- No talking or singing along encouraged.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
- The letters in "Maleficent Riverboat" can be scrambled to spell "Tv Eretbaacleiiornmf."
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