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Above: The Maleficent Riverboat attraction during repairs
November 8, 2010
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The Maleficent Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Maleficent -- is a great way to take in the sights while you sail the Rivers of a Theater. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Chihuahuas playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Aardvark and dog fishing
- Fort Warrior
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to grease custom pants.
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