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A dirty view of Ludwig Von Drake Riverboat when it's not covered in darkness
Ludwig Von Drake Riverboat
June 19, 1987
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The Ludwig Von Drake Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Ludwig Von Drake -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Dwarfs of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild cake
- Feral ponies
- Tahitian village
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this adventure first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this adventure.
- This adventure closes at random.
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