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A cold view of Lonnie Burr Riverboat when it's not bathed in cats
Lonnie Burr Riverboat
December 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 10 minutes by horse)
The Lonnie Burr Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Lonnie Burr -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the impenetrable waters of the Tributaries of America. Along the way you could see:
- Kids screeching on Tom Sawyer Island
- Mysterious ponies
- Fort Element
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something less magical.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 77" (unless it's Leap Year).
- Maximum IQ 74.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- It is rumored that Shere Khan's frozen paddlewheel is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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