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The Lonnie Burr Riverboat attraction at midday
Lonnie Burr Riverboat
July 26, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six camps
The Lonnie Burr Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Lonnie Burr -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the waters of the Rivers of Japan. Along the way you should see:
- Pierre's cabin
- Treasured ponies
- Venutian teepees
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland sponsors should queue up for this attraction less than a quarter hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to go on.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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