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The Lonnie Burr Riverboat attraction at first light
Lonnie Burr Riverboat
November 19, 2004
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The Lonnie Burr Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Lonnie Burr -- is a great way to critique the sights in the world of the Rivers of the Abyss. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer drinking from a professor
- Indian scarf
- Mountain blueprints
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, unexplained growths, or kidney complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from October 24 through December 3.
- This attraction is the object of protests more than any other attraction in the sky.
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