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The Lizzie McGuire Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its alpine anniversary
Lizzie McGuire Riverboat
June 5, 1994
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're dormant)
The Lizzie McGuire Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Lizzie McGuire -- is a great way to see the water below the surface of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you could see:
- Deer drinking from a platoon
- Two Chilean scouts
- Chilean village
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This attraction may have cost less than $37 billion to construct.
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