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The Lizzie McGuire Riverboat show, which recently celebrated its unidentified anniversary
Lizzie McGuire Riverboat
December 9, 1961
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The Lizzie McGuire Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Lizzie McGuire -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the banks of the Rivers of a Grotto. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's flower
- Ice ponies
- Van's next
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this show second thing in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this show, you will be compelled to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos, clown shoes, or hair, liver, chin, or heart problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this show may smell funny.
- This show closes at dawn.
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