Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Lillian Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Mara
August 8, 1999
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The Lillian Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Lillian -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights in the world of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you could see:
- Deer growing from a creek
- Aluminum ponies
- Fort Captive
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from hip, bowel, neck, stomach, leg, or attention-span problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- No babies or dawdling permitted.
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