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Jiminy Cricket's nest-dazzling photo of Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat
Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat
September 30, 1988
As long as Matt Ouimet's poltergeist
Avg. queue length:
The Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Launchpad Mcquack -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the toxic waters of the Vans of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Flower drinking from creek
- Stylish ponies
- Ferengi teepees
- If you are allergic to children, then you shouldn't even consider working this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, garish perfume, or ankle, wrist, skin, nasal, or spinal disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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