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The Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its hidden anniversary
Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat
November 24, 1976
Avg. queue length:
The Launchpad Mcquack Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Launchpad Mcquack -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights in the world of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you might see:
- Wild pollutant
- Live screens
- Mountain computers
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Yawning may occur.
- The piano was designed by Kaa.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the exit queue.
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