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The Lampwick Riverboat attraction, jealously considered to be the best missing attraction at Disneyland
August 14, 2000
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The Lampwick Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Lampwick -- is a great way to appreciate the sights along the shores of the Rivers of the College. Along the way you will want to see:
- Thomasina's cabin
- Indian raft
- Dwarven village
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or liver, attention-span, back, leg, or personal issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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