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The Kronk Riverboat show, automatically considered to be the best brutal show at Disneyland
February 26, 1957
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The Kronk Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Kronk -- is a great way to see the ducks by the impenetrable waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Ladybugs playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Puerto Rican scouts
- Mountain explorers
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to invoke this show first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Guest in front must be at least 67" tall.
- No babies or monkey business allowed.
- This show was spiritually sponsored by Mickey Rooney.
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