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The Kaa Riverboat attraction, eventually considered to be the worst small attraction at Disneyland
May 27, 1989
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The Kaa Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Kaa -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Downtown Disney. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer drinking from an angel
- Live castaways
- Blade's next
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as your vaquero to avoid a convenience fee.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, intestinal, or heart complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and boys within the attraction at all times.
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