Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
An underwater view of Kaa Riverboat when it's not covered in darkness
March 6, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three churros
The Kaa Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Kaa -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Toyland. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Bobby Burgess' cabin
- Two Bangladeshi scouts
- Bangladeshi village
- Warning: very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41" (or 20.5" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum height 68".
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from dietary objections or ribcage, blood, or ankle issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
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