Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The José Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of Mars
December 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
X and a third guests
The José Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry José -- is a great way to see the stuff by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Utopia. Along the way you will see:
- Wild caballero
- Simple ponies
- Puerto Rican teepees
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, your kids will want to find something that doesn't involve pigs.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby character photo pavilion.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be free from garish perfume or immunological, social, lycanthropic, cardiac, or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
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