Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José Riverboat attraction during refurbishment
December 20, 1990
Avg. queue length:
The José Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author José -- is a great way to see the scenes as if sailing the Rivers of an Institute. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Wild chin
- Two Klingon scouts
- Spine's next
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to also visit the inescapable Lewis Carrol meet-and-greet place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18" (or 9" and wearing gondolas).
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