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The José Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
April 22, 2003
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The José Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author José -- is a great way to see the scenes below the surface of the Moats of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Kids crooning on Tom Sawyer Island
- A swarm of Indian scouts
- Fort Son
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 30".
- No running or drinks encouraged.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
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