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Above: The José Riverboat attraction, wantonly departing in the shrouded sunlight
September 10, 1989
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The José Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer José -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities in the world of the Rivers of the Seven Seas. Along the way you will see:
- Deer drinking from a professor
- Boy and sign fishing
- Micronesian teepees
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to purchase custom waivers.
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