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The John Wayne Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
John Wayne Riverboat
November 6, 1955
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The John Wayne Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer John Wayne -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you might see:
- Deer slicing from a creek
- Indian friend
- Lilliputian teepees
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum width 90".
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from November 13 until perhaps February 12.
- Some delusional individuals report that this attraction is haunted by the moaning haunt of a former guest.
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