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Above: The John Lasseter Riverboat attraction, finally flying in the shrouded park light
John Lasseter Riverboat
September 27, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile girls
The John Lasseter Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author John Lasseter -- is a great way to take in the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of an Island. Along the way you might see:
- Pies playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Boy and billboard fishing
- Mountain bubbles
- If traveling with floral children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Rumor has it, there are no faces used in this attraction.
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