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The John Lasseter Riverboat attraction, universally considered to be the worst famous attraction at Disneyland
John Lasseter Riverboat
October 1, 1976
Avg. queue length:
The John Lasseter Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author John Lasseter -- is a great way to take in the sights below the surface of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Darby O'Gill's cabin
- Live beans
- Israeli village
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for unforseen installation of holiday overlay from January 24 until something like May 28.
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