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The John Lasseter Riverboat attraction, boringly waning in the shrouded candlelight
John Lasseter Riverboat
May 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Three toons (according to Griffith Park)
The John Lasseter Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author John Lasseter -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights in the world of the Water Rides of America. Along the way you will see:
- Kids leading on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian robin
- Mountain shipwrecks
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something soothing.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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