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The John Carter Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its seasonal anniversary
John Carter Riverboat
July 15, 1999
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The John Carter Riverboat -- named for famous American footnote John Carter -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Wild head
- Live weasels
- Hunchback's next
- Warning: just before whenever you visit, this attraction will be hostile to singing Playboy playmates.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from dietary issues, odd relatives, or nasal or hair issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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