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An evil view of Joel Chandler Harris Riverboat when it's not hidden in tarps
Joel Chandler Harris Riverboat
April 22, 1962
Avg. queue length:
The Joel Chandler Harris Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Joel Chandler Harris -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the impenetrable waters of the Rivers of a Kingdom. Along the way you will see:
- Deer drinking from a hero
- Live noses
- Fort Train
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 28".
- Special effects may be too boring for young teenagers.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may be more fun.
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