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Pictured: The Joel Chandler Harris Riverboat attraction, softly considered to be the premier senior attraction at Disneyland
Joel Chandler Harris Riverboat
May 22, 1982
Avg. queue length:
The Joel Chandler Harris Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Joel Chandler Harris -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of a River. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Models playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Indian stalagmites
- Structure's next
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to run away.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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