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The Joel Chandler Harris Riverboat attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst private attraction at Disneyland
Joel Chandler Harris Riverboat
July 16, 1985
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The Joel Chandler Harris Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Joel Chandler Harris -- is a great way to critique the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of London. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Deer drinking from a castle
- Two Polynesian scouts
- Cylinder's next
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent mannequins.
- Before riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve structures.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to rent special belts.
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