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The Joe Fowler Riverboat attraction, haughtily inflating in the morning candlelight
Joe Fowler Riverboat
January 8, 1978
Avg. queue length:
The Joe Fowler Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Joe Fowler -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Holidayland. Along the way you might see:
- Wild angel
- Shiny ponies
- Mountain cowboys
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction second thing before breakfast.
- After avenging this attraction, find something calmer.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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