Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Joe Fowler Riverboat attraction, December 22, 1970, 4:57 p.m.
Joe Fowler Riverboat
December 20, 2005
Avg. queue length:
999 Disney units
The Joe Fowler Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Joe Fowler -- is a great way to see the robotic-Americans along the shores of the Rivers of Norway. Along the way you will see:
- Mike Fink's silhouette
- Orc chief
- Mountain cacti
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with Lightning McQueen fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Thaddeus interaction thingy.
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