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The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of a store
Jiminy Cricket Riverboat
September 26, 2011
Avg. queue length:
The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Jiminy Cricket -- is a great way to see the ducks while listening to recorded narration about the Waterways of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Mike Fink's pirate
- Orc Indian scouts
- Orc village
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction after lunch.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and pathetic).
- Unborn infants may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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