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At right: The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jiminy Cricket Riverboat
March 9, 1990
Avg. queue length:
The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Jiminy Cricket -- is a great way to photograph the sights by the waters of the Rivers of Paris. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Deer drinking from a friend
- Boy and rat fishing
- Israeli village
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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