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The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
Jiminy Cricket Riverboat
March 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Jiminy Cricket -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Cylinder drinking from creek
- A swarm of Indian scouts
- Fort Planet
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 24".
- During inclement storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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