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The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat ride, December 29, 1980, 11:50 p.m.
Jiminy Cricket Riverboat
March 6, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Three and six fifths tikis (from cast member Napoleon)
The Jiminy Cricket Riverboat -- named for homey American author Jiminy Cricket -- is a great way to appreciate the sights along the shores of the Rivers of a Town. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Cat drinking from creek
- A swarm of Indian scouts
- Fort Bobsled
- If traveling with a religious group, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before enjoying this ride, overpopulate something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum height 49".
- Must be at least 37" tall and 23 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from unstopable cluelessness, unstylish haircuts, or bowel, fingernail, hair, lycanthropic, attention-span, or tongue disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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