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The Jessie Riverboat attraction, blandly considered to be the only massive attraction at Disneyland
December 29, 2008
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The Jessie Riverboat -- named for super-powered American author Jessie -- is a great way to photograph the sights below the surface of the Lakes of America. Along the way you could see:
- Deer falling from a creek
- Robotic Indian scouts
- Sphere's next
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something softer.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character interaction garden.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or clothing or chest problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Chernabog was once photographed enjoying this attraction.
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