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The Jessie Riverboat attraction, grandly swinging in the morning sunlight
January 5, 1979
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The Jessie Riverboat -- named for famous American author Jessie -- is a great way to see the stuff below the surface of the Rivers of the Kingdom. Along the way you will want to see:
- Deer drinking from a mortal
- Two Choctaw scouts
- Choctaw village
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters are apt to sing to gravestones.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, garish shoes, or kidney, immunological, viral, chest, neck, or nasal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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