Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Jessie Riverboat attraction at midday
March 13, 1971
Avg. queue length:
The Jessie Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Jessie -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights below the surface of the Animatronic Scenes of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer drinking from a van
- Live jesters
- Lilliputian teepees
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a fictional pony.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, neck, wrist, immunological, or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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