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Above: The Jasmine Riverboat attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst preternatural attraction at Walt Disney Land
August 6, 2006
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The Jasmine Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Jasmine -- is a great way to appreciate the sights as if sailing the Frontierlands of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Wild canoe
- Boy and aardvark fishing
- Smurf village
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders may joke with your party.
- You must be at least as big as this page to go on.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, goth clothing, or viral, lung, stomach, liver, hair, or social issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- In 1978, this attraction was rethemed to tone down rooms that could be seen by protesters as as unmagical.
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