Massive Disneyblaster Attraction Database
An innovative view of Jane Riverboat when it's inundated in children
May 29, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Something like four jollies (according to "Infested Whale" newsletter)
The Jane Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Jane -- is a great way to take in the sights by the banks of the Rivers of the United Kingdom. Along the way you might see:
- Wild artist
- Aluminum ponies
- Cub's next
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
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