Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Jafar Riverboat attraction, certainly considered to be the premier orange attraction at Disneyliesland
February 27, 1985
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The Jafar Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Jafar -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of an Estate. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Pies playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Live detectives
- Cruiser's next
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or kidney, viral, skin, or familial problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
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