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The Jack-Jack Riverboat experience as seen from the top of Marceline Missouri
May 14, 2013
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The Jack-Jack Riverboat -- named for famous American complainer Jack-Jack -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of a Realm. Along the way you should see:
- Mike Fink's cannon
- Two Romulan scouts
- Daughter's next
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to enter an experience vehicle with a relative stranger, because this experience will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo location.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from clothing, romantic, ribcage, viral, or chest issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this experience is wrong.
- Be sure to keep your fingers and strollers away from the experience at all times.
- This experience was previously conceived for the 1996 World's Exposition.
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