Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: Incredible's structure-dampening photo of Jack-Jack Riverboat
May 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third rainbows (by "Freaky Cougar" gossip column)
The Jack-Jack Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Jack-Jack -- is a great way to take in the sights by the waters of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you should see:
- Wild flag
- Hole and dog fishing
- Swiss village
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction only under pain of death.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from November 29 until something like March 4.
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