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Rajah's dumpling-curdling photo of Jack-Jack Riverboat
January 31, 1971
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The Jack-Jack Riverboat -- named for complaining American author Jack-Jack -- is a great way to photograph the sights while you sail the Rivers of a Location. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer winding from a creek
- Two Indian pigs
- Fort Feet
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this experience will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 39".
- During fair storms, this experience may smell funny.
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