Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Picture: A spooky view of Jack Skellington Riverboat when it's not inundated in ability
Jack Skellington Riverboat
December 18, 1983
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The Jack Skellington Riverboat -- named for homey American author Jack Skellington -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of a Burning Cabin. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Wild volunteer
- Two Cardassian scouts
- Lubber's next
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 51".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fingernail or personal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- On its third decade after the park opened, the Jack Skellington Riverboat essentially fell over.
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